French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area

My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card

by Rebeccable December 22, 2019

Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card

Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.

by holtster March 9, 2016

(If you don't credit and pay me)

Is the silent part they aren't saying out loud.

Hym "Kill everybody (If you don't credit and pay me) is the WHOLE thing and I really didn't think you would be this resistant to crediting or paying me. Or I guess you could have paid the wrong person but, like, the second it started going off and the wrong person found out THEY WOULD HAVE KNOWN that they were stealing it so what did they say? 'Not my problem?' I mean, the people in my community knew who I was immediately when I posted the Etymology of my name. So... I mean, you could have got a warrant for the email address the was INITIALLY ASSOCIATED with this pseudonym. And I still use but to ever check my email. You have to consider that THAT is also compromised. If I had known it was going off I would have said something sooner. So... You know... Oops."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

Credit Card Swiping

When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.

Yeah, we were just laying on his Garfield bed sheets and I got up Credit Card Swiping him.

by Terrence’sBones August 2, 2022

Credit Predator

Someone who has bad credit and prays on others co-signs

"I can't stand John he keeps asking for a co-sign on a car he's such a credit predator!"

by Leidiana.D December 22, 2017

Crab Crediting

Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.

"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"

"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"

by Dire_is_dire August 27, 2023

Remove the 'responsibility' and the credit

That's what you WANT to do but ARE NOT GOING TO DO fat bald Matt.

Hym "You WANT to remove the 'responsibility' and the credit but you are NOT DOING TO DO THAT and instead you're going to do THIS: You're going to pay for the shit you stole. You're going to give me the credit I deserve. And then your going to use my tax dollars to feed your piece of shit kids. And in doing so, you're going to subtract 1 act of violence from the net total of acts of violence that will inevitably happen throughout the course of history. You could have stopped the other ones but you were too busy arguing about a God you don't believe in. You CAN change the stalking laws. You already have harassment laws. If I didn't already have plenty of evidence that you YouTube fucks don't actually give a fuck about with or not this gets someone other than me killed, I'd already be in prison or dead. You interpretation this correctly. You aren't doing anything other than hiding your own petty obstinacy so you can keep your fucking YouTube following. Stop trying to swindle me. Stop pretending. Act in accordance with the values you purport to have and do it in my direction. Because this isn't it. It isn't teaching me a lesson. It is the thing I said it was in explicit terms."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025