Covid-☯️

When superstitious folks are gullibly led to believe that applying feng shui principles at the entrance of their house or office building would ward off the coronavirus or its deadlier variants—when the yin or negative energies of the pandemic outside would be neutralized by the yang or positive energies inside.

Thanks to Covid-☯️, a number of feng shui masters saw a golden opportunity to prey on the superstitious or frightened folks to grow their paranormal businesses.

by Covido September 19, 2021

covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public

What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.

by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020

Covid terrorist

somebody who willfully goes into public even though they are supposed to be quarantined due to an active corona virus infection or an exposure to corona virus

"Wait, Sally posted that she had COVID last night but I saw her in the bagel shop today"
"Yea, she's a COVID terrorist. She needs to stop terrorizing the community with her COVID and stay home"

by curleyfade89 January 5, 2021

covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.

If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

covid belly

it’s when you have covid belly. you start acting dumb and stupid, and your ugly

booty101: i heard maddie has covid belly?!

slut2884: me too!! she’s so dumb

by tallniggabootyonaclout January 23, 2022

Covid Card

What companies do to lessen overhead even if they were able to be open the entire time. The reasoning sounds good, yet we all know the truth, it's about the almighty dollar this time

Holiday Inn Express in Austintown, Ohio uses the Covid Card to close the pool and hot tub at 9 PM (2 hours earlier) even though nobody will be cleaning it until the AM anyways. Normally when Maintenance comes in at 8.

by mormdavid June 24, 2020

covid cafe

your shelter in place diy home cafe. started in tennessee with locations in the south and southwest. popular menu items include sweet tea and matt’s 1000.50 dollar bacon. the menu features asian, southern, and mexican cuisine. look for the strategically placed item of interest in each food photo.

where can i find a covid cafe near me?

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020