Juicy Coochie

Skewed reference to the popular women's urban clothing store, Juicy Couture. Many men cannot pronounce "Couture"...simply calling it "Juicy Coochie(Spanglish slang, for wet vagina)."

"WTF...you paid $95 for a freaking T-shirt, at Juicy Coochie????"

by Dilberto September 3, 2013

coochie poop

A queef that is so intense that a soft bloody white substance shoots out of the vagina, much like poop.

Dude I: I was eating my chick out last night and she coochie pooped all over my face.

Dude II: Shit man, you should have given her the golden doughnut.

by WeedyWally June 5, 2007

Coochie Monkey

A monkey that comes out of a coochie, it's a real thing I swear.

hey, that mother fucker has a coochie monkey. kill her!

by The orange man February 16, 2021

coochie scratcher

A beard or goatie

Your coochie scratcher is scratching the wrong place

by Imaginerful January 12, 2014

Coochie Cutter

Choochie cutter: Is when you/someone is wearing tight pants/short pants and it gives you/them a wedgy or camel toe, and it cuts into your cooch.

“Man I have a coochie cutter!”

“Damn girl that sucks, better pick it out”

by Gee2019 August 9, 2019

Coochie queso

The build up of cheese on a chicks coochie.

"That girl has the freshest coochie queso in town!"

by grape_catAg May 8, 2015

Coochie Man

An evil spirit that’s dead set on taking the only good enough virgin sacrifice, Baker. He usually appears when his name is chanted 3 times in the dark by a virgin

Person 1: bro coochie man is coming after Baker!

Person 2: bro why!?

Person 3: cause she’s a virgin that’s why!!

by spankeyy October 18, 2020