Comp job

N. Complimenting someone so frequently that it is as if you are sexually pleasuring their ego.

Friend 1: Dude, he has a sweet dunk.
(five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's got hops.
(another five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's so good at basketball!!!
Friend 2: Dude, quit giving him a comp job!

by boo yah123 April 4, 2011

Campsterbating

When one camps in Call of Duty and masturbates

There's somebody campsterbating in the barber shop

by Spaghetti Western June 19, 2011

Company Cat

A term for someone who joins you for an activity where you neither of you really interact. Named after the cats old ladies get to keep them company.

"I don't feel like going out tonight, I was just going to mess about on my computer. But you can come over with your laptop and be my company cat"

by randompanda January 24, 2013

Companionate Breakup

the collaborative, amicable and (ironically) emotionally connecting ending of a relationship done when emotionally mature, emotionally healthy people respectfully acknowledge their differing wants and needs and agree together within a context of mutual respect to end the aspects of their relationship which do not serve them, sometimes enabling them to part as friends with love in their hearts.

Mature people in love who find that they just aren't right for each other don't have to find some bullshit reasons to hate each other to justify ending the relationship, they can recognize what isn't working and communicate, to have a companionate breakup.

by Creative Suggestions May 20, 2015

comiscia

A person who is truly down to earth, beautiful, charming, confident, unique, one of a kind, stubborn, trustworthy, practical etc. A special connection to GOD. She's gifted, talented and a true beautiful soul. She's helpful to anyone who's in need. She can tell when someone is hurting so bad and even when someone says they're fine, she knows they're not. If you ever need a true friend, she's the one you need!

"I'm glad I met someone like Comiscia!"

by BabyyComiii June 15, 2016

Compacibility

When you lack the mental capacity and the physical ability to deal with this shit right now.

I don't have the compacibility to deal with your drama. I lack the compacibility to take on anymore responsibilities.

by Psychbreaker March 16, 2017

Compact Boi

Term used to explain men who are of average height and below.

I used to be obsessed with guys who were taller than me, then I discovered Compact Bois, I can actually spoon them and they have a lower center of gravity for thrusting.

by IMissLegos October 17, 2018