double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014

Common courtesy

Showing respect to others, respect that you would expect from anyone.

If you’re mother-in-law is babysitting your 3 month old twins, not on a work day that she does twice a week but on a Saturday so you can go watch your 8 year-old play football in 90 degree weather, and you are going to be an hour late, you should show her common courtesy by sending her a text or call.

by Happych7c September 2, 2023

Common Member day

December 11th is Common Member day.
In this day, common members from Discord servers can break any rule without suffering punishment.

Person A: Oh no, I just broke the rule of no posting memes in general.
Person B: Don't worry, it is okay, today is Common Member day, Discord mods can't do anything to us.

by Totally not Jome December 9, 2020

Common-Sensoryship

The state of the art to how things prolude.

Making yourself a better person has nothing to do with no more than having Common-Sensoryship. Having courage to change. Making the world a better place.

by gGuEz01 August 22, 2024

Common Core Math

The worst homework ever

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down

by Common Core Mathism March 2, 2023

Common Gurd L

When Gurd makes a decision or an action which is considered an L among his piers. This is a frequently mistake by Gurd, hence the "common".

"Gurd's phone just disappeared again"
"Omg... common Gurd L"

by AbraFar March 20, 2023

Common Sense

Common sense is something most people are lacking.

George: *doing something incredibly stupid*

Geoff: "Do you even have common sense?!?"

George: "..."

by Astotic February 17, 2021