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Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit
My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.
by The Vacuum January 15, 2018
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philip colon

hottest dude in the world. best fortnite player of all time as well.
Did you see that 360 no scope from philip colon?
by ph1l1p April 25, 2019
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colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
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colon

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epic colons:
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by YeetoWords May 3, 2022
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colonizer

A person who supports or turns a blind eye to the continued colonization and subjugation of indigenous people
Hey colonizer
by s1n1ster September 20, 2021
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Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.
Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.
by MoonUrMom March 1, 2021
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