Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out

My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.

by CafeDonut November 7, 2019

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

The Colon Three Cult

A cult of weirdos who play geometry dash and spam colon three in a text channel. And we play a lot of geometry dash, believe me.
Owned by Prismapeia.

"Can you send it in The Colon Three Cult?"

by TheCub1cal February 26, 2025

Colonizer

Colonizer is a word used for the absolute based gigachads that ran around and made a bunch of betas do what they say.

Commonly you will see former conquered people attempt to use it as an insult. This is due to their beta smooth brain not understanding it’s a compliment.

“Yooo Earl just landed a tre flip down the 7 set!”
“Wooooah! Earl is such a Colonizer!”

by Goated Conquistador February 27, 2023

coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.

Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.

by A "professional" June 3, 2019

Colon crusader

An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts

Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey

by Briz 69 September 7, 2019

baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.

Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."

by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014