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long cob

Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.
by LongCobbert March 4, 2023
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Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.
John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.
by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023
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cob

a montreal's slang to say money
"yo avec cette job la je me suis fait un fou cob"
by edgaro July 23, 2024
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Cob

Cob: Someone who is an extreme cornball.
Brianna is such a Cob!” Said Chris.

“Dude, Cobs are so unfunny.”
by Mal, The unstable May 29, 2025
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Cob gobbler

Someone that partakes in sucking alot of cock. Usually, a cob gobbler would be someone that is homosexual.
You can tell that that man over there is a cob gobbler.
by Theinsultedbanana April 4, 2024
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Corn on the cob

The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.
We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024
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