Talia Cortese

Talia is the biggest clown ever. Shes nice but a CLOWN. She also has a peen. A BIG peen.

Boy#1: That girl Talia Cortese is lowkey hot
Boy#2: yea but she has a peen.
Boy#3; Its bigger than all of ours combined!

by taltaltal October 23, 2019

Jazzy Cortes

Delusional piece of garbo who thinks she's a goddess

1: Bro did u hear about Jazzy Cortes
2: Omg not her

by PupperKiwi February 26, 2020

Massive-Coatism

Massive-Coatism is when a person is incapable of not wearing a massive coat everywhere they go, with the hood up, despite extremely hot weather or inappropriate situations. In extreme cases the subject will even wear the the coat to bed.

A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.

Josh: Dude, why are you wearing that massive coat in the middle of summer at the beach?

Mike: It's not that hot.

Josh: Mate, you're sweating.

Mike: I'm fine.

Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.

Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.

Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism

by thebloodydamnguy September 9, 2020

Alexandra Cortes (Lexi)

Alexandra Cortes commonly known as Lexi, is a deepsea predator commonly going after the younger whales, this species of whales is known to devastate any ecosystems it enters as it consumes everything in its path and leaves nothing but destruction.

Alexandra Cortes (Lexi) is a whale

by Blox dictionary September 11, 2020

sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020

fusion coated

To be covered in cum or a cum-like substance.

Coined by Maison Margiela.

“hey man, sick shoes! Did you fusion coat them yourself?”

“I just fusion coated my girlfriend’s tits”

by mightyhelpfulmitreten January 8, 2021

Clapping Contest

A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.

Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."

Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."

by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021