clogget

When you masturbate a lot and then sometime when you pee the jizz gets built up and and starts turning kind of black and then you pee and it goes in like 3 or 4 different ways.

Person 1: Dude, sometimes it sucks that I masturbate too much
person 2: why is that?
Person 1: because then the jizz hardens up and you get a clogget

by AG #uno baller January 26, 2010

Clogulator

A clog calculator calculates the amount of clogs you own.

Thanks to the clogulator, Karen can now calculate the precise amount of clogs she has in her clogset ( clog closet ).

by Treehoe December 14, 2015

Cloisterdoinked

to slather the foreskin and ballsack with glue and create an airtight dome over a penis.

I cloisterdoinked (insert person you mildly dislike here) because they ate my dog

by tubesintubes August 11, 2016

clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.

Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.

by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016

close your coffin

Southern slang for shut your mouth.

You better close your coffin before I close it for you.

by AOL17 May 6, 2017

clogglet

A big clog in a toilet. Originated in the Midwest.

Dude there’s a giant clogglet in your toilet

by Hshnsbb September 30, 2017

Close enough

When you are not totally satisfied with something but you don't want the other person to feel bad, so you just say "close enough" and drop it.

Nick: Hey dudes, blaze it.
John: But it's 4:21, we're a minute late.
Nick: Oh. well, now it's 4:22, so it's 4:20 too!
John: Umm... Well... Close enough.

by Zapalloman July 12, 2018