Clit Measuring

The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.
Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.

Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.

Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.
by selfimportantsht December 02, 2020
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clit wacker

I heard Kara's a clit wacker
by niff8 June 23, 2003
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clit biscuit

Michelle sure has a fat clit biscuit!
by Ferguson May 25, 2005
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clit lit

"Sex and the City" is clit lit filmed for TV. Whatever girls read whenever they're not envying the sins of Lindsay Lohan.
by blingerama June 02, 2007
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Man Clit

A tiny penis that looks like a women's clitoris.
When Egon dropped his pants, his girlfriend laughed at the size of his man clit.
by Mirkin Donor2 February 22, 2008
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clit blocked

v. unable to engage in intercourse because one or more of the object of desires female friends denied access by various actions.
I can't believe she clit blocked me like that.
by B January 07, 2004
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Clit shits

When a male loses his confidence around the opposite sex and cannot approach them in an attempt to have a sexual encounter with them.
"Oi, you should go speak to that girl, she's up for it"

"Nah man, I've got the Clit Shits
by Gallaballer August 23, 2014
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