Clit Measuring

The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.

Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.

Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.

Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.

by selfimportantsht December 1, 2020

clit wacker

female masturbater masturbation

I heard Kara's a clit wacker

by niff8 June 22, 2003

clit biscuit

The labia majora, or pussy lips

Michelle sure has a fat clit biscuit!

by Ferguson May 28, 2005

clit lit

chick lit, what it is.

"Sex and the City" is clit lit filmed for TV. Whatever girls read whenever they're not envying the sins of Lindsay Lohan.

by blingerama June 23, 2007

Man Clit

A tiny penis that looks like a women's clitoris.

When Egon dropped his pants, his girlfriend laughed at the size of his man clit.

by Mirkin Donor2 February 22, 2008

clit blocked

v. unable to engage in intercourse because one or more of the object of desires female friends denied access by various actions.

I can't believe she clit blocked me like that.

by B January 7, 2004

Clit shits

When a male loses his confidence around the opposite sex and cannot approach them in an attempt to have a sexual encounter with them.

"Oi, you should go speak to that girl, she's up for it"

"Nah man, I've got the Clit Shits

by Gallaballer August 23, 2014