Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010

Ms.Clean

when a girl puts toothpaste on your dick and uses it as a toothbrush to clean her mouth leaving it minty fresh

yo i gave ur mom a ms.clean lastnight

by brad swikawoski March 13, 2010

bean clean

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.

if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean

by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013

Legendary Clean Wipe

The ultra rare act of taking a shit and then wiping only to discover a clean piece of toilet paper.

It was a glorious moment for me when I went poo and pulled off the legendary clean wipe.

by TesticularTorsion July 25, 2014

codependent cleaner

A person who is unable to clean without having someone with them either keeping them company or cleaning with them.

She is a codependent cleaner because she only cleans the house when I'm home!

by joys May 16, 2015

seat cleat

A dildo or any other similar shaped object fastened to the horizontal part of a seat or surface designed for someone to sit on to ensure said person does not slide off their seat.

Wow!!! Did you see Nick not fall off his chair when Rodney pushed him over? Luckily he was using his seat cleat.

by P00PSTA1NE April 11, 2016

bacon cleanse

A diet consisting of only bacon. Usually only done when one has given up on their life.

When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}

by 1000101001001010001 August 15, 2017