classic rock kid

A new wave of stuck up suburban kids between the ages of 13 and 17 who just recently started listening to bands like Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin, and who think they are better than everyone because of it. They must wear that one Led Zeppelin shirt that all of their other classic rock friends own, or a Dark Side of the Moon shirt, that again, every classic rock kid must own. Discussions usually consist of talking about how people just dont get how awesome classic rock is, and how The Beatles, "Floyd" ,"Hendrix", "Zeppelin" (a true classic rock kid is on a last name basis with all classic rock bands) changed their life, even though they said the same thing about Linkin Park a year earlier. Sometimes they get so caught up in talking about how awesome Deep Purple and Queen are, that they begin to say how much "better things were back then", even though they just began high school. In this case, they must be smacked in the face immediately. Records on vinyl are a must too, because CDs dont "sound as good".

Classic rock kid 1 (wearing a "Zeppelin" shirt): Yeah, I know, new music is just horrible compaired to the classics.

Classic rock kid 2 (wearing a "Floyd" shirt): Yeah, Zeppelin rules, is that shirt new?

Classic rock kid 1: No, everyone has it.

Classic rock kid 2: Sweet, lets go listen to The Beatles and tell people how awesome we are.

Me: *smacks both kids in the face*

by cprhl September 11, 2006

Classicity

Referring to how "classic" a noun or verb can be.

I think "Twin Peaks:FWWM" was good, but does not have the classicity as the television series.

by fje January 4, 2006

Aryan Classic

A neo nazi term used to describe a social media post as being made by a white person who believes in the nazi ideologies, support them by putting down people of races, ethnicities, besides those of germanic, slavic, scandinavian, ugric, and keltic descent.

Chud- "Yep, this is an aryan classic"

by genitalgrabber May 20, 2023

classic

anything that's old but memorable

Run-DMC's Raising Hell album is a all time hip-hop classic.

by Gerard Irick February 27, 2009

Classic jef

To shock ones peers with an abnormally disgusting comment that comes out of nowhere. Is usually followed by crickets, tumbleweed, or wind blowing through an empty barn.

See also: Conversation Killer

Hell yeah I'd jack off than five year old hermapherdite. Their semen tastes like dirty sea brine. Salty sweet!

by J-Spot January 17, 2004

classicunt

This word is used to describe someone who listens to classical music, but rubs it in your face like a cunt to give you the impression of their snobbishness. I know this because I myself am a listener of classical music, but with today's pop music, I can only blame the listeners of that stuff; not all classical listeners are classicunts.

Zomg, look at Tom over there, listening to Shostakovich and Schumann on his iPod. He really used to like metal, but now thinks he's better than everyone else because he listens to this music; what a douche!

Classicunt: Defined

by a classical listener May 27, 2009

Classic Schmosby

When you tell someone that you love them way too soon.

That guy pulled a classic schmosby

by CardboardOracle March 9, 2020