choker

The South African Cricket team, teaching the world how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Every time.

Man, Jack can never work when the going gets tough. He's such a choker. He's like an entire South African cricket team all by himself!

by NishantJain January 16, 2011

Chokers

Chokers are usually a thin piece of ribbon or string that females, and males, wear as a fashion trend that goes way back to ages. They are rumoured to show a girl wants rough sex but that is false

"I really like your chokers you've been wearing, they match your outfits!"

by Sushimimi July 28, 2018

Donkey-Choker

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.

Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!

by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005

Choke Stroke

The act of receiving penile hand stimulation while being asphyxiated.

His bitch tied a bag around his head and choke stroked him.

by kris6000 September 24, 2016

Choke the Chicken

1. Slang term for "masturbation."

2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.

"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"

by Professionally Insane January 25, 2009

Pussy Choke

The critial moment when a new borns head is pushed from it's mother vagina, thus causing it's neck to me chocked between it's mother meat curtains.

Dom: Hey Crystal, check out the bruise!
Crystal: God damn, your mother must have had a tight pussy!
Dom: There's nothing like a good pussy choke when your born.

by Dom C May 29, 2007

Choker

A choker is a necklace that were used in the 90's and is still used now
Girls wear it because they like how it looks like not because they are "sluts" or "cock suckers"

Girls wear it because they like the style, for fashion.

"That girl is wearing a choker she must be a slut"

"No your wrong, I hard she is in the highest place of keeping the best scores in her classes she is an achiever"

by Anonymous.right January 5, 2017