deep chili

After a week long session of nonstop anal sex, the anus becomes a vat of blood, pus, ripped organs, cum, human fecal matter, and a bit of shreks onion quench. There is no treatment for this type of anal, and in most cases, it results in fatality.

deep chili

by Professor shrek December 15, 2013

triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich

For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!

Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!

by Grum May 24, 2006

I'm chillin

Relaxing, Hanging Out, Doing Nothing

"What are you doing?"
"I'm chillin"

by KellyAndOne March 12, 2014

texas chili dog

When you take a runny chunky shitty diarrhetic shit on a girls chest, then titty fuck her.

I gave Wanda a texas chili dog then she realized how much of a dirty slut she was.

by eric ornelaas June 21, 2006

chili dog

When a girl shits on a guys dick then he stick's it in her ass the shit is the chili the dick is the dog and the ass is the bun!

Keirsten gave Chad a chili dog last night and he gave her a creampie afterwards!

by SlopNChop June 2, 2016

Chili Dick

1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.

I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

chillin with the homies

"chillin with my homies" is hanging with the homies

Friend 1: what were you doing last night?

friend 2: Oh just chillin with the homies.

by Homie chiller June 10, 2014