Chili Pussy

A vagina and/or vaginal lips so covered with lesions and warts that it resembles a bowl of chili.

Alex was shocked to see that the Mexican prostitute he'd hired had chili pussy.

by hel112570 July 23, 2016

Chili Wild

Very cool or beyond belief.

That ride is "Chili Wild"

by jump64 September 10, 2011

chili milkshake

When you fuck a girl in the anus and then procede to shit on a cucumber and use it as as a dildo and then receive an atomic bumpkin and finish off with an angry pirate. Then procede to metal Dan their mother. And finish off with a pink sock.

Don't be like Jorge and give a girl a chili milkshake!

by Sowowdoge July 25, 2016

chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.

Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty

by Mrrobot October 12, 2016

chili rub

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.

Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?

by Mrrobot September 9, 2016

chili dog

a young gay man with red hair

He doesn't like the Latin types. He prefers a good Chili Dog any day of the week.

by no chili dogs for me November 3, 2009

Kitten Chili

The act of taking your best friends cat, skinning it, and then applying it to a bought or home made chili mix. Serves 2-4 depending on size of cat.

Yo son, thank god for bud's kitten chili. Fed me for a week.

by Josh Reray December 14, 2008