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Cerebroproctology

The study of people with their head stuck up their ass.
Guy1: "Seems like people in this class are studying Cerebroproctology."

Guy2: "So what your saying is everyone in here has their head up their ass"

Guy1: "Yes, exactly"
by Rtdown May 20, 2010
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Cerease

the most beautiful girl ever and sweeter than a cherry!
she is a good friend, and full of goss!
she can be a bit of a whore but ahh well!
Omg there's a cerease!
If you taste it dont waste it!
by Saswaa March 9, 2011
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cereal kief

the cereal powder at the bottom of the bag

top off yo cereal with it and get an extra sugar high
i got high as hell from that cereal kief yesterday morning
by collegeboi March 28, 2011
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Cerebral Cock Punch

Dude! I just saw David Copperfield's show and one of his tricks was a Cerebral Cock Punch!
by Deth Driver August 19, 2012
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cerealogist

A cerealogist is the name for a person who studies crop circles. The names derives from the Greek goddess Ceres, goddes of corn.
A team of cerealogists visited the field to assess whether the crop circle could have been man-made.
by New Swirled Order September 23, 2013
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cereal vomit

The residual cereal chunks in your bowl that are dumped into the sink. When sink is not rinsed out, these chunks mixed with milk resemble vomit when left idle.
"The least you could do is rinse your cereal vomit down the drain"
by WMetzger976 November 11, 2013
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cerebralyzed

The act of being paralyzed by the inability to think instinctively and decide instantly when faced with a choice; inability to make a decision in a reasonable time for the inconsequential / non-weighty matters.

You are afflicted with cerbralitis if you have to constantly wrestle with making simple decisions and you have infected others with this inability to decide because they have been hanging around you too long. All infected are subject to being cerebralyzed and missing out.
There were these 2 incredible guys at the club but I was cerbralyzed and didn't talk to either one of them.

I was gonna do something last night, but I was cerebralyzed and never left the couch.

Dude, how do I cure cerebralitis? I have been with my girlfriend so much that I caught cerebralitis and cannot even pick what football game to watch.
by Mtnviews December 8, 2013
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