ceiling her/him

when the guys on top fucking her or him

he got on top of her/him and was ceiling her/him :)

by sugar pie honey bun May 1, 2008

cridiculous

combination of crazy and ridiculous

did you see superbad? that scene with mclovin, the cops, and panama, that shit was cridiculous

are you seriously going to rob a convenience store while naked and wearing a ronald reagan mask? you're the most cridiculous person i know

by meowtiger March 20, 2008

cridiot

cunt racist idiot

that hick was sucha cridiot!

by dawtz January 17, 2009

Chidies

chunky skid marks in your undies.

That guy has bad chidies

by shez69er June 9, 2009

ceiling jellyfish

any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling

"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"

"Which thing?"

"That's funny it moves when you move."

"Really?"

"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."

"... hmph ... "

by Rossisaurus February 6, 2010

Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

by NickySticks September 15, 2013

ceiling squirting

this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.

"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016