Cannacation

A vacation solely for the purposes of acquiring and enjoying cannabis in legal states.

Bob: Hey Jim, Texas is drier den uh wet simp on uh beach. Let’s take uh cannacation to Colorado.

Jim: Mkay bud, U drive I’ll ride. Let’s bring duh party back.

by Jayley Weathers June 16, 2025

Carnation Wedding

When two straight men or women get married to be perceived as being in a same sex relationship.

I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.

by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025

carnavarian

One whose diet mostly (if not entirely) based on the consumption of meat. Considered direct opposite of Vegetarian.

In protest to the Vegans, he dedicated himself to being a carnavarian.

by DefinitelyNotKaz December 8, 2025

anal carnage

A combination of carnal knowledge and violent anal sex.

Bill: After Daniel left my house this morning, there was no doubting the anal carnage between us.

by Chrolsen December 9, 2008

prom carnation

A prom carnation is when a man receives a blow job and or pulls out ejaculating on a girls dress or blouse leavinga prom carnation.

Becky was blowing me but made me pull out so I left her a little prom carnation on her shirt.

by nativedetroit75 April 14, 2010

the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.

I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.

by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011

Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.

You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."

by pseudonympth September 19, 2013