Bronze Cannon

when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.

"I dated this one chick and she did the most disgusting thing: she gave me a bronze cannon."

by Andrew MacLeod November 08, 2005

Ride the cannon

Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.

The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.

'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'

Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.

by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006

turd cannon

its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you

man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto

by tommynicks August 04, 2011

CANNON FUDGER

When a man backs onto another mans Penis with a soiled Anus.

Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .

or
You totally just fudged my cannon

Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .

or
You totally just fudged my cannon

by Geoff Widow June 12, 2018

Cock Cannon

A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.

John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."

by Jockstrap Cowboy June 07, 2019

Snow Cannon

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina while she is laying on her back. He then places his face in front of her open legs while she quiefs, spraying the semen onto his face.

The force of the snow cannon she gave him knocked him off of his feet.

by sleepdeprivedideas October 19, 2014

Confetti Cannon

cumming inside of a girls ass, and make her fart while looking directly into her asshole.

"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."

by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020