fart cannon

The act of farting mid-shit and literally shooting it out of your ass.

I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.

Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.

by fartsniffer24 October 15, 2014

Bronze Cannon

when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.

"I dated this one chick and she did the most disgusting thing: she gave me a bronze cannon."

by Andrew MacLeod November 8, 2005

Backdoor Cannon

The art of getting a partner in the doggystyle position, then taking one's testicles and putting them in said partners butthole. You then get a jurassic erection, which resembles a cannon, then proceed to knock one out onto the partners back.

Oh man, i totally backdoor cannoned some girl last night, she was a slut, but a real champ about it. My shnutz were aching from all the butt action

by colin anus August 14, 2010

Confetti Cannon

cumming inside of a girls ass, and make her fart while looking directly into her asshole.

"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."

by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020

Glass Cannon

Refers to someone or something that deals high amounts of damage but had a very weak defense or health. Often a term for games.

The best way to fully embrace being a glass cannon is to be very careful when you attack. Wait for an opening in which you are guaranteed a safe or almost safe hit to be as useful as possible.

John is a glass cannon, he got into a fight and with one hit gave someone a bloody nose, but he started crying the second he was hit once.

by TheFizzWhiz February 20, 2021

CANNON FUDGER

When a man backs onto another mans Penis with a soiled Anus.

Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .

or
You totally just fudged my cannon

Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .

or
You totally just fudged my cannon

by Geoff Widow June 15, 2018

Snow Cannon

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina while she is laying on her back. He then places his face in front of her open legs while she quiefs, spraying the semen onto his face.

The force of the snow cannon she gave him knocked him off of his feet.

by sleepdeprivedideas October 19, 2014