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Ride the cannon

Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.

The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'

Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006
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Butt Cannon

Is when you sit on the toilet, give one good push and you are instantly done. All the shit comes out at once. Sometimes it could be painful, others enjoyable.
This morining when I claimed my thrown, I had once serious butt cannon.
by Horror-Fied September 23, 2009
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ignore cannon

a Weapon used on forums. it is mainly used against trolls and godmoders or people who annoy you too much
by Cobrawolf May 7, 2012
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CANNON FUDGER

When a man backs onto another mans Penis with a soiled Anus.

Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .

or
You totally just fudged my cannon
Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .

or
You totally just fudged my cannon
by Geoff Widow June 15, 2018
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Snow Cannon

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina while she is laying on her back. He then places his face in front of her open legs while she quiefs, spraying the semen onto his face.
The force of the snow cannon she gave him knocked him off of his feet.
by sleepdeprivedideas October 19, 2014
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Slap Cannon

Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.
WTF was that?

That man got some slap cannons blowing out everyones windows.
by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009
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Confetti Cannon

cumming inside of a girls ass, and make her fart while looking directly into her asshole.
"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."
by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020
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