Fatty Cough 

synonym: Fatty Grunt, the nasal grunting sound made by a fat man when he has to get up out of a chair or bend down to reach something. A true fatty cough has two distinct syllables, with the emphasis on the first.

Can be written as "Hyurk!", "MRR-hwrh!" or "MHH-hwhhh!"

Harvey bent down to grab a doughnut, and let out a Fatty Cough.

Fatty Cough by Albino Bebop May 1, 2008

Erotic cough 

you'll know it when u hear it... an unmistakable cough that sounds erotic..

OMG karen.. did u hear susan cough.. it was a totally erotic cough!!

Erotic cough by kevin2bad4nuig May 22, 2012

clam cough 

An action normally associated with hacking up copious amounts of flem, snot or other horrendously disgusting and slimy things.

Not a pretty cough.

Definitely one of those coughs that make you feel bad about yourself after one slips out in public. Kind of like a clam who opens his mouth under water. Only instead of cute bubbles, it's totally heinous boogers

"Smoked a pouch of Bugler in one sitting, I'll have a clam cough for weeks."

clam cough by Rod Hamilton November 21, 2013

smoker's cough 

Someone who smokes alot of pole. loves the cock

Guy1: {cough cough)
Guy2: "Smoker's cough? Too much pole?"

smoker's cough by Luce March 15, 2003

Raptor Cough 

When your Cough sounds like that of a Velociraptor Call from the Movie " Jurassic Park"

Sorry Boss, ( cough cough ). I won't be able to make it in today, Sounds like I have the Raptor cough.

Raptor Cough by EricBeeee October 30, 2010

Death Cough

When you cough so bad that it causes you to fart, shit and piss your pants all at the same time.

I heard that Ryan had a Death Cough in class the other day.

Death Cough by Miller Heavy October 16, 2010

black cough 

homeless or on the streets

His landlord gave him the black cough.

black cough by Hux da Bowl November 4, 2008