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Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.
by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018
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Commander West

Commander West is a Big Stinky Fuck, he is a Virgin Wojack and will always be, he deserves to go to Brazil Immediately, I don't know why but he's also kinda cool but a bastard at the same time.
Commander West is an Asshole and should go back to Jabiim.
Who the fuck is Commander West?
How is Commander West a Commander?
by TheWordHistorian March 27, 2022
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On Command

The band that hot dude Cj plays in
What? You didn't know Cj plays in On Command?
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Commander-in-Chief

Someone who has completed The Pentagon and also became a Five Star General. ie. They have had heterosexual sex with a member of all five branches of the US military (thus completing The Pentagon) and homosexual sex with a member of all five branches (thus becoming a Five Star General).
"Last year he slept with all those guys to become a Five Star General. Now, he's halfway through The Pentagon and about to become the Commander-in-Chief"
by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020
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Bum Commander

A male supervisor in the work place who likes to look at mens bums.
oh look there's the Bum Commander checking out Brian and Vinnys arses again!
by Ralph Davidson July 16, 2020
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Chain Of Command

A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.
LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?

Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.

LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023
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