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Barking Chicken

When during a gathering of friends (i.e.BBQ) you take your pants off, tuck your dick and balls down in between your legs spread your asscheeks and back up chasing your friends and swinging your gobbler while clucking like a fucking chicken.
"While getting another beer out of the cooler I was attacked by a barking chicken, the worst part was that I didnt know the Gobbler touched my beer top until I was done drinking it.
by Deep Dish August 4, 2008
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Barking

shitty, stinky place in london with loads of crackheads. full of chicken and chip shops.
A: ah mate i went barking last weekend
b: fuck you must be traumatized
by Ahajajajnana May 28, 2019
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Barking moonbat

Someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be.

(coined by Perry de Havilland)

"Definition of a 'barking moonbat': someone who sacrifices sanity for the sake of consistency"
-Adriana Cronin

Although the term (often rendered simply as 'Moonbat') is very popular with conservative and libertarian bloggers who appropriately use it to describe the Chomskyite Left, it was always intended as a much more ecumenical epithet and has been correctly used to describe certain paleo-conservative and paleo-libertarians views. (also see idiotarian).

Contrary to some speculation and entries on Wikipedia, Perry de Havilland has stated it was was not originally a play on the last name of George Monbiot, a columnist for The Guardian, as he was using the term long before he met or had even heard of Mr. Monbiot.
Lew Rockwell is a libertarian barking moonbat.
by Shinryuu July 5, 2008
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Bark

The dark layer on the outside of smoked meat. Usually rich in flavor. Denotes some thing special and can be applied to other objects that take time and care to produce.
Look at the rich bark on that Mercedes, thats money!
by kelleerc July 19, 2010
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barkevious

1. Completely screwed up in only a way Cleveland sports teams can mange

2. Marked by good intentions and poor execution
The 2013 Browns draft was so barkevious it made Tim Couch seem like a wise pick.
by WTNY April 25, 2013
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billy barker

the guy who founded Barkerville, B.C. he is also the guy who struck it rich in the Gold Rush. the date was 1862 for his discovery.
billy barker founded barkerville. go figure.
by mgirl15 May 13, 2006
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Barker

(1.) noun: A very unattractive woman. From dog, an animal which barks.
(1.) I went on a blind date with Alison, and found out that she's really a barker!
by the specter August 13, 2007
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