Baffon

A general insult to be used on someone who is being an idiot or otherwise disappointing human being.

“Hey, did you hear how Chad missed the bus because he was on the toilet. What an absolute Baffon.

by Dennis Nicolson December 3, 2019

bear buff

One who is ecxtremely sexy

Kyle ellis is bear buff

by emma furniss November 19, 2007

buff

The girl in the sinful shirts ad on the left...

Goddamn she is buff! Nice legs.

by Hawke September 6, 2005

baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

girl buff

this is a level of physical fitness that is just above cheerleader buff (which is just skinny with a nice rack) and butch buff (looks like you could play JV football). girl buff is like "i know my way around the gym, but my legs arent to jacked to wear pumps and a dress".

girl buff chicks can usually carry themselves well and wont fall for run of the mill shenanigans, you need advanced, more tactical shenanigans or she will literally sock you in the face. oh, and that belly you put on over winter, she wont say it, but she sees it. work on it.

guy one: i dont know about you guys, i love a girl that works out.

guy two: like butch buff chicks?

guy one: hell no, like girl buff. ill beat the brakes off of a girl buff chick. they are like cheerleaders with abs and ripped up muscles.

guy two: yeah, we need to get on that action.

by mike2151 August 31, 2010

buff chick

to have to take a nasty dump after eating buffalo chicken

wow i really gotta buff chick after that sandwich

by dickla February 27, 2011

Buff Chicken

The best damn food there is.

Strong poultry

Man, I could really go for some Buff Chicken right now.

Dude! I just saw a freakin Buff Chicken bench 400 pounds!

by Palffy42 April 4, 2007