A penis in a suit.
He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
Bill : "Look, Genitals Brown is on the TV again"
Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"
Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"
Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
by Richi Rich July 21, 2009
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"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"
by HertsGal May 2, 2009
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(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.
(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.
by joey's mommy December 15, 2008
Get the Brown Fart mug.Cooter Brown is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Inebriety has been measured against Cooter Brown's extended binge ever since by use of the metaphors "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."
"Your drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"
by MCH1 January 16, 2009
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"Eat shit, motherfucker".
It was proposed by George Carlin
"Eat shit, motherfucker".
It was proposed by George Carlin
Haven't we gone far enough with this different colored ribbons for different causes? Every cause has it's own color; red for AIDS, pink for breast cancer. I got a brown ribbon. Know what it means? "Eat shit, motherfucker!"
by arbitterm February 25, 2009
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Emily Browning is often paired up with French actor Gaspard Ulliel to form the "dream team" as Bella Swan & Edward Cullen
by miss chatterbox May 4, 2008
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Last job taxman expert at taking money off british people not so good at spending it wisely
Last job taxman expert at taking money off british people not so good at spending it wisely
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