Browsing the gallery

(V.) An alternate way of saying masturbation without feeling too awkward.
A more enjoyable and relaxed form of masturbation.

Family member: "So what have you been doing in your spare time, Dear?"
You: "Not much. Mostly just browsing the gallery."
Family member: "Oh...That's nice!"
You: "Yes. Yes it is."

by StickyStickyy April 8, 2017

blowing dirty

When you fail or know you would fail a breathalyzer test.

"Jimmy got pulled over last night, he blew dirty."
"I woke up this morning still blowing dirty."

by Jooselite May 24, 2017

browning reed

A Korean sexual practice that involves the eating of the ass (항문을 핥는) followed by a sensual clarinet glissando performed by the ass-eater (갈색 혀를 가진 사람).

Mike: Dude, why does your clarinet smell so weird?

Jun Ho: Brooo, my bad, J and I have been really into browning reed lately. I'd tell you to try it, but you're not Korean so go fuck yourself.

by brownreed August 18, 2019

blowing a cat

To sexually insert your penis into a cat in hopes to produce catgirls, but instead to die of a cat std.

*On a grave* Here lies Ajit Pai, he thought blowing a cat for some catgirls was a good idea and died of chlamydia.

by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019

Blowing mines yo

When someone is blowing yours that person is pissing you off to the extreme!

Yo this girl is blowing mines yo to the max! Yo no funny shit my nigga your blowing mines yo!

by fresh boy! October 12, 2019

blowing chunk

Blowing chunk is slang for the act of smoking chunk dope. It is typically done using aluminum foil or a chunk piece.

Blowing chunk gets users extremely high, and chunk smoke is very hard on the lungs.

dude: man last night I was blowing chunk and watching 21 jump street, shit had me laughing my balls off bruh

guy: you blowing chunk like a monk my g 😂😂

by peanut coke plug October 25, 2022

Mud Blowing

The act of spitting the poo that your partner unexpectedly deposited in your mouth during a rim job (analingus) back in his mouth. Some people may like this, but, in general, it is thought to be an act used to get back at a guy for pooing in your mouth without warning.

Allison: Mid-rim job, he pooped in my mouth without any warning, so I decided mud blowing was the best way to get the punk back.

Katherine: He shouldn't have at that second Fiber One bar...

by AnnieJames January 25, 2011