A tranny hot dog cart vendor that prefers to use their hot dog water as lube for sexual encounters. Will charge extra for DP with a Polish Sausage.
I was so wasted last night coming out of the club, I hit up a Brooklyn Hooker for a hot dog water hand job, the mustard and relish were free.
by TXRoquette July 07, 2014
A Brooklyn 99 (pronounced Ninety-Nine) is the practice of inserting a Cadbury’s flake chocolate bar into your japs eye and then eating it whilst it’s still in embedded in your penis.
by Darth Insidious July 11, 2021
One of the smelliest and dirtiest schools out there, filled with crapass teachers that don't educate and security guards that are more overweight than the majority of the obese midwestern population of america.
Not to mention, most of the students follow the same dress-code - $10 nike bags, oversized shirts, north face bags and jackets, tims and jordans.
For a school intended to be attended by "some of the most intelligent students in New York City and the country," there is a real lack of "intelligent" beings.
Also, a school that constantly has fires, fire drills and emergency evacuation procedures - in which you run out of the classroom and stand in the hallway where the MOST ANNOYING sound in the entire universe blasts in your ears, while the school could be bombed and all lifeform in the smelly building is blown up into smithereens because the stupid principal doesn't understand the concept of how bombs can blow out windows in the walls of the hallways.
A school that has fights occur in it everyday.
A school run by an obese black man who claims to be a "Doctor," but actually has an over-the-internet doctorate for music.
A school run by this obese black man who has allegedly sexually abused faculty, staff and students.
Not to mention, most of the students follow the same dress-code - $10 nike bags, oversized shirts, north face bags and jackets, tims and jordans.
For a school intended to be attended by "some of the most intelligent students in New York City and the country," there is a real lack of "intelligent" beings.
Also, a school that constantly has fires, fire drills and emergency evacuation procedures - in which you run out of the classroom and stand in the hallway where the MOST ANNOYING sound in the entire universe blasts in your ears, while the school could be bombed and all lifeform in the smelly building is blown up into smithereens because the stupid principal doesn't understand the concept of how bombs can blow out windows in the walls of the hallways.
A school that has fights occur in it everyday.
A school run by an obese black man who claims to be a "Doctor," but actually has an over-the-internet doctorate for music.
A school run by this obese black man who has allegedly sexually abused faculty, staff and students.
by Squishy's Master July 10, 2004
A prison like shool located within the borough of Brooklyn.(no shit). This prison like type of a school contains roughly 6000 students. The school lacks air conditioning and other facilities that you'd expect from a typical high school. Combine the lack of proper funding with the sheer amount of idiots who somehow scored high enough on the SHSAT, and the end result is this hell house. On top of all this, a lot of the Staff are inconsiderate. This school is filled with a lot of good and bad teachers that you'll have. Some of them do their jobs properly, while others are college professors teaching a high school class, and others are simply down right stupid and involve politics and other irrelevant topics within the classroom environment. Despite all this, this school offers a wide variety of clubs available. And, if you feel stressed out at any given time, just go to the 6th floor bathroom and smoke a blunt. If you dont get caught, good. Otherwise, head over to Fort Greene Park.
by KirkJamesJasonRobert August 05, 2018
Those super adorable, very affectionate couples that you always see on the A,C or the L or any other brooklyn-bound trains in new york city. They are usually the intellectual type, grad students/thirtysomethings who can't afford/don't want to live in manhattan; or grown-up hipsters, and often still have the leftover trappings of the emo (square glasses, converse).
1. "I was coming home from the park on the C and I saw the most adorable brooklyn couple holding hands and being quietly witty to each other and I just about died."
2. A perfect example of a brooklyn couple would be Jonathan Safran Foer and his wife, Nicole Krauss, both successful writers.
2. A perfect example of a brooklyn couple would be Jonathan Safran Foer and his wife, Nicole Krauss, both successful writers.
by ssstephanie June 09, 2007
by annducky September 16, 2020
The battle cry for a new addictive game this summer in New York City, usually (not not exclusively) played by at least two friends, in which one person (the "car" or "pedestrian" in this case, who is either walking towards or walking behind the person to be the target of the game or the "bridge") yells "Brooklyn Bridge!" and proceeds to run, crawl, and/or dive towards the target friend, who has no choice but to open his/her legs and allow the "car" or "pedestrian" to pass through. Injuries may be sustained. The game involves a seemingly complex point system to keep track of winners and losers. Roller skates optional.
Friend 1: "Brooklyn Bridge!" (starts running towards Friend 2)
Friend 2: "Holy Shit!" (spreads legs and grabs package)
or...
Person 1: "Man, why are you walking funny?"
Person 2: "Yo man, Shawty Brooklyn Bridged me. She ain't so short..."
Friend 2: "Holy Shit!" (spreads legs and grabs package)
or...
Person 1: "Man, why are you walking funny?"
Person 2: "Yo man, Shawty Brooklyn Bridged me. She ain't so short..."
by John Augustus Roebling June 06, 2007