by Hitgall101 April 30, 2020

A hard on that is achieved by Patriot fans whenever Tom Brady leads a 4th quarter comeback to win the football game.
Mike -" Did you see Tom Brady's epic comeback against the Atlanta Falcons in Superbowl 51?"
Patriots Fan - "Yeah! I almost passed out at the end because I had a massive Brady Boner"
Patriots Fan - "Yeah! I almost passed out at the end because I had a massive Brady Boner"
by ChefBearClaw April 14, 2019

A retard who doesn't socialize with females, has a Tarkov addiction, likes to say nigga, harasses everyone to get tarkov, has a small penis, claims to be physically fit even though he is just skin and bones, masturbates often, dislikes people of color, annoys people, and is a homosexual. If you are Brady McCrea just end it all.
by Ur mother's touch November 20, 2021

by Gio the turtle February 28, 2019

Brady is the type of guy that you can count on. Hell he is willing to get punched in the face for you. All he want is love and to be loved back. He will do anything to show off for a pretty girl.
by Kai Landsons April 19, 2022

Man coming back down from roof
Boss: where were you?
Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways
Boss: where were you?
Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways
by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017
