Bottle Bonking 

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

Bottle Bonking by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

Bottle Bite 

Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,

Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)

A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed

Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot

Example: “F#%!” “Oi, you good?” "Yeah gee just copped a lil bottle bite"

Bottle Bite by Suay Mak May 24, 2025

Bottle Rockets 

When you lay sideways, and you shit with such force the poop fires out like a bottle rocket.

Bottle rockets: Last night my girl had them taco bell, and I watched her bottle rocket one out of her ass

Bottle Rockets by DipSwingle May 26, 2025

Bottle Bandit 

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

Bottle Bandit by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Bottle Twisting 

The act of mimicking another person’s behavior, actions, or style often humorously, as a pretext to do the same thing oneself without facing consequences or criticism. Bottletwisting usually carries a playful or mischievous undertone, implying that the imitator is “twisting the situation” to justify their actions under the guise of imitation.

Stop Bottle Twisting, youre just like him/her

Bottle Twisting by gyattmaster1 September 25, 2025

Bottle of Boos

Not to be mistaken with a bottle of booze, this is a glass bottle containing several very shy but mischievous spirits.
Also a very dangerous object, especially for plumbers.

Luigi: Mario! Watch out for that-a bottle of boos!
Mario: Don't be a-silly, Luigi, there's no-a bottle of b- AAAAA
Mario was then slain by a Bottle of Boos.

Bottle of Boos by colorfulstone88 April 25, 2026

Water bottle rape 

When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.

1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.

Water bottle rape by PersonSomewhere. December 23, 2016