Bologna Sandwich

When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.

The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.

by ohmyghattos April 3, 2009

Bologna Sandwich

A sexual act involving spreading someones ass cheeks and then giving their butthole a "raspberry" or "zurbert".

Last night, after she licked my taint, she gave me a bologna sandwich. It was amazing!

by Axeslinger80 February 8, 2010

Bologna titties

Flat chested, fat whores, that are so fat to the point where their titties look like big giant flaps of bologna.

"Ugh! So yesterday guess what Alan told me?!" "Stephanie you have really nasty, flappy, bologna titties, ewwww!"

by Rip Her Bologna Titties Off April 23, 2010

bologna pole

slang for Penis

becky slid down the bologna pole again last night. man, she's a whore.

i love whores

by wow, how about my own name? March 18, 2010

Bologna and Jam

A term for Intercourse. Bologna referring to the penis and jam referring to the action of forcefully putting "it" in. Simply, a man "jamming" his penis into a woman's vagina.

Obama: Hey Hillary...you want some bologna and jam?

Hillary: Of course....I am the secretary of state for a reason.

Obama: Right On Hillary!

by RetroJunkie November 21, 2010

bash the bologna

to masturbate

I'm going to go bash the bologna now.

by jack noff March 10, 2009

bolony

Bolony- a code name for a pipe, you can also talk about your pipe in front of parents without them knowing

Hey man pass the bolony.
Hey should i bring some bolony over today?

by hukon December 8, 2006