A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops like a horse.
"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"
by The Masked Pooper January 6, 2009
Get the equestrian blumpkinmug. this is when one recieves a blumpkin but is not sitting on a toilet bowl. The receiver just starts shitting whereever he is receiving the blowjobs. also known as a Lindy Blumpkin because the origins are said to have started in Lindenhurst.
by Tom H. November 11, 2006
Get the Dietrich Blumpkinmug. the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
by tophieCC March 11, 2010
Get the golden blumpkinmug. by Brody Price October 16, 2010
Get the Blumpkin Kickmug. Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!
by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009
Get the Classy Blumpkinmug. A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money
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A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
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A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
by suzzzzzzzzie January 8, 2009
Get the blumpkin fairymug. by sosaditty June 21, 2011
Get the Blumpkinmug.