A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops like a horse.
"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"
by The Masked Pooper November 19, 2007
this is when one recieves a blumpkin but is not sitting on a toilet bowl. The receiver just starts shitting whereever he is receiving the blowjobs. also known as a Lindy Blumpkin because the origins are said to have started in Lindenhurst.
by Tom H. November 12, 2006
Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!
by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009
the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
by tophieCC March 12, 2010
by Brody Price October 15, 2010
by sosaditty June 20, 2011
A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money
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A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
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A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
by suzzzzzzzzie January 09, 2009