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equestrian blumpkin

A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops like a horse.
"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"
by The Masked Pooper January 6, 2009
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Dietrich Blumpkin

this is when one recieves a blumpkin but is not sitting on a toilet bowl. The receiver just starts shitting whereever he is receiving the blowjobs. also known as a Lindy Blumpkin because the origins are said to have started in Lindenhurst.
Yo mike was getting head in his bed, but let his bowels loose and got the dietrich blumpkin!
by Tom H. November 11, 2006
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golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.
by tophieCC March 11, 2010
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Blumpkin Kick

When ATP jumps and kicks the ball mid air while doing a 360 backflip and making the WOMAN get wet
Trigga: Hey did you just see ATP do a blumpkin kick?
Woman: Yeah it made me wet
by Brody Price October 16, 2010
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Classy Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.
Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!
by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009
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blumpkin fairy

A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

or

A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.
by suzzzzzzzzie January 8, 2009
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Blumpkin

A combination of the two best things in the word!
Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.
by sosaditty June 21, 2011
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