<Blondieus Momentum>
When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out
The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.
When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out
The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.
<Chelsea> Jadden concentrate on your work!
<Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice?
<Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!
<Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice?
<Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!
by ErnestTehNoob May 4, 2009
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When a guy isn't over his ex-girlfriend so he starts sleeping with a tall pretty blonde girl with the intention of:
a)pissing off his ex
b)impressing his friends
A Trophy-blonde has to have:
-long blonde hair, bubbly personality
- very affectionate/sexy
-is the epitome of what many girls are subconsciously intimidated by in other women
(doesn't work if ex is also a tall blonde)
a)pissing off his ex
b)impressing his friends
A Trophy-blonde has to have:
-long blonde hair, bubbly personality
- very affectionate/sexy
-is the epitome of what many girls are subconsciously intimidated by in other women
(doesn't work if ex is also a tall blonde)
James is totally sleeping with that trophy-blonde to piss his ex sharon off, and it's definitely working!
by Jonis415 November 10, 2010
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by EatShitAndDie January 19, 2009
Get the Dumb Blonde mug.n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"
syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid
syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid
"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."
by Tom 'JF' C July 16, 2008
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Get the Blonde boy mug.Refers to a female with naturally dark hair that has dyed it blonde but still has dark hair on her vagina (black box-in reference to the cockpit flight recorder on an aircraft-hence pilot).
Hey see the girl over there...shes a pilot blonde. She may be blonde hair on top but still has a black box.
by suedo master January 15, 2010
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