(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
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Wow the web bling of that site is so cool, too bad they don't have any details that back up their claims, some actual function to the site would be nice too.
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This item would be carried around with a laptop and so he/she could show off the amount of accounts he/she owns and the 'gear' that he owns
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Guy1: Dude! Thats some awsome nerd bling!
Guy2: oh why thank you, ill show you my Tauren Arcane Rogue if you want! You will be amazed by my uber skills!
Guy2: oh why thank you, ill show you my Tauren Arcane Rogue if you want! You will be amazed by my uber skills!
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-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,
-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize
all of the above is annoying.
-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,
-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize
all of the above is annoying.
Yo! Funkquisha has some serious dock bling, bitch better learn to minimize those icons...Sheeeeeeeeet....
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