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Blanket check

Alternative to seat check, can be used when a person wants to keep their blanket when relaxing while getting up.
Bill: I need to go to the bathroom, I call blanket check

Sam: man your lucky cause I was going to take it.
by Tharealgang45 July 25, 2019
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blanket acrobat

When your blanket is messed up during the night and its impossible to find the long end
Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix

Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens
by Robin hood1 January 23, 2022
mugGet the blanket acrobatmug.

Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.
“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”
by McCrizzle_ October 14, 2018
mugGet the Kiddie blanketsmug.

sticky blanket

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.
Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.
by Slippery Meat August 14, 2018
mugGet the sticky blanketmug.

good blanket

by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022
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cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.
Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket
by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010
mugGet the cumfort blanketmug.

clam blanket

Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.
Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.
by Oldgreg8686 February 18, 2019
mugGet the clam blanketmug.

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