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girlfriend rock

The kind of music you listen to only because your girlfriend (or any girl(s) you like) does. When your macho friends flip through your record collection and quizzically ask why you have this winsome indie-pop record mixed in with your slovenly punk or your metal or whatever else you bro down to with your dude friends, "girlfriend rock" is the excuse you give. If they continue to make fun of you, ask them why they never get any? Or do they really enjoy jugga-lette hookups that much?
Dude 1: "What are these doing in your glove box...Blank Dogs? Belle and Sebastian???"

Dude 2: "Oh, that's what my girlfriend likes to listen to."

Dude 1: "You don't actually like this shit, do you?"

Dude 2: "Actually...for girlfriend rock, you can do a lot worse. Have you heard Real Estate?"
by DJ Rick May 19, 2010
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national girlfriend day

a day foe a niggas girlfriend . a day where a nigga buy his girl stuff . when they hang out and allat .
happy national girlfriend day babygirl . yu wanna go sumwhere ?
by cuudafosho July 29, 2019
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Girlfriend

One's mythological female creature that exists to bathe you with love and affection if you do the same to it.
by Depressed_Cheetah July 25, 2020
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Pretend girlfriend

A doujinshi about two guys, Kanata and Takkun. Takkun gets rejected all his life so his friend Kanata helps him by pretending to be his girlfriend. Things go sideways real fast as they caught feelings for each other.
Ice cream isn't what's written in the script... the correct line is "want me to play pretend girlfriend now?"
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.
by 8we6oqd4wq May 23, 2020
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find me a girlfriend

When a boy asks you this, it means that he likes you, abs wants to be with you but he's too afraid to say so.
by GreatDave191 February 23, 2017
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National finger your girlfriend day

On october 2nd it is finger your girlfriend day and your girlfriend cant stop you no matter what

Happy fingering
On national finger your girlfriend day i fingered my girlfriend
by Totally Not Jackson October 1, 2018
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Girlfriend

Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.
Guy 1: I want a girlfriend

Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.
by h20polo1717 May 18, 2021
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