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space bending

the hypothetical process of folding space paths once, twice or multi-folds so as to reduce the distance between the earth and a heavenly body. This would reduce the space distance in the extreme so that space travel to that heavenly body can be made at a much shorter time that what it would take now.
If scientists could develop a space bending mechanism, man could travel to even a distant star by folding the space path to that star,say billion times.
by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011
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Dick-Bending

A Mind blowing Explosion of awesomeness Colliding into Pure Epic DopeSauce!

Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012
"That guy's Afro is totally Dick-Bending, I wish I had like that!"
by The Ultimate Hatter October 26, 2012
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Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012
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Mother Birding

When you performe the act of fellatio on a male, he then ejaculates into the mouth of the sexual partner. From this point the partner of the pleasure receiver contains the semen in their mouth and spits or kisses the semen in his mouth. Hence mother birding.
"I'm think of mother birding Josh to spice up the relationship" "I mother birded Dan and he totally loved it"
by Sexual goddess December 17, 2013
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Jenner Bending

1. (verb) When someone actively pursues being someone or something they're not.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.
Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.
by TheRealSimonSays April 26, 2016
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James Bonding

To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)
My girlfriend brought her frisky friend over last night and I was James Bonding both of them!
by Hairy slaughter January 1, 2017
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little birding

when your significant other starts poking their nose directly on her Clit like a baby bird begging for food until her pussy cums than you start cawing and.or chirping than flap ur little wings and fly away! Never answering any phone calls or leaving an explanation what so ever.
I CANT STOP LITTLE BIRDING BITCHES BRO!
by silveryurl July 29, 2016
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