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Bible theditor

A person similar to a Bible thumper that instead uses fake or edited versions of Bible verses and quotes to degrade/invalidate one's beliefs or opinions.
Me: Trans rights are human rights!
Delusional man: There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, But all must only be male and female at their birth for them to be one in Christ Jesus.
Me: bro chill out you Bible theditor
by Malicious-white-slime August 24, 2021
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bitch bible

A list of defined rules made up by woman that they want men to follow.
I had to consult the bitch bible when she got mad at me for saying "she should smile"
by Harold Richard Powers June 29, 2021
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Bible Brandishing

While raising your hands during worship, revealing your conceal carry to the congregation.
Bruh, I didn't know Josiah carried, he is straight up Bible Brandishing right now.
by BrokenDentures December 24, 2022
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Bible Bootie

A woman with a perfect ass, straight out of the Garden of Eden.
Goddamn, girl, that is a Bible Bootie if I've ever seen one.
by the_scrambler June 4, 2022
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bible bump

A giant bump that you hit with a bible to cure. Commonly found in the Wild West.
Looks like ol davie got himself a bible bump again.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 19, 2021
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Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.
Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”
by That one lost remote June 9, 2021
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God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust
Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!
by sgh unknown February 14, 2022
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