Bethany Male

A Bethany Male is a new breed of man. They will act like they want to help, but when they see you carrying something heavy, they just watch. They skateboard or play an on campus sport. They like the girl to guy ratio when they get here, but then realize that it does not help their chances at all so they revert to douche baggyness. They like to wear abercrombie or Santa Cruz sweatshirts and reefs. They frequent the sessions sales and wear a sessions shirt at least once a week. They all play guitar and sing. Their hobbies include trying to pick up girls in the followingr times and locations: chapel, cafe, welcome week, service projects, pop park, class, etc. Also they like to propose.

Are you dating anyone right now?

No, there are only Bethany Males here.

by hoooookay August 26, 2009

bethaney

Bethaney is a caring girl, who might care too much at times, sexy, funny and full of life... her eyes will suck you in and leave you speechless. but don't cross her, because you will end up in the hospital.

Man did you see Bethaney over there? She looks hella fuckin fine today

by snowwwww June 26, 2014

Bathsturbate

When a person masterbates while they are using the bathroom

"Kelly is such a bathsturbater! I mean she masturbating in front of me while she was peeing!"

by stellaa165678 June 16, 2009

Bethie

The name mothers give to their daughters named Elizabeth, as a term of endearment. Often the cause of embarrassing situations.

Mom: "Oh Bethie! Beth-er-roos, Bethy Boop... I love you!"
Friend: "Oh my God, did your mom just called you Bethie?"
Liz: "please kill me"

by urbanictionary January 26, 2011

meth beth

Someone who parties, does alot of dope and fuck alot of dudes, a thief and if she has kids she's normally a shitty mom...chooses dick over her kids..she dirty

Damn you see that girl over there all strung out
2nd person: yeah shes what we call a meth beth

1st person: ewww that's nasty

by Bethany renae January 19, 2017

Bethesda Excuse

When something or someone has a poor excuse to a problem they caused.

Named from the game developver known as Bethesda for their glitchy games that people find every excuses known to man to forgive them for.

First Guy - Open world games are prone to glitches. It's the way things are.

Second Guy- Sounds like a Bethesda Excuse to me

by Superhippy1986 March 18, 2013

Bethany mota

The most amazing YouTuber. Been on dancing with the stars, won a teen choice award, has her own clothing line at aeropostle, and walked in a runway show for go red for women

Did you see Bethany mota on dancing with the stars?

Have you bought anything from bethany mota's collection?

by Cr4zy_motavator March 3, 2015