beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring

dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce

by the big banana March 17, 2011

Better Than Juan

When you're better than juan

when you're better than Juan like height and everything else.

by BetterThanJuan December 27, 2016

beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

by DTB4 April 5, 2018

Better Alon3

‘ a individual who gets hurt all the time and realizes that it’s better for them to be alone.

“ I’m better alon3 , leave me alone”.

by kaibando. March 29, 2022

betterboogergum

i wrote to show how much better than you at everything mostly at games, you little spammer.

(found him in games :o)

by writing betterboogergum you are showing how much better you are than this person right now.

by h4nt8i_real May 10, 2022

Better

I wouldn't say better but...

Hym "Oh, I'm not much of an orator but you know what they say about orators: 'As long as they are poor the state and the people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public's funds, the conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people, and attack the democracy' ~ Aristophanes. Not that I'm the biggest fan of democracy... But I am an archetypal figure and multiple people have been intimated into the culture in their peripheral association to me. And, as a diagnostician, I'm like 2 for 2 over here. So, I wouldn't say 'better' but I'm sure I would do a pretty good job." 🤷

by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

betterkevin

the act if being just 10 quadrillion times better than anybody named kevin.

Kevin: Im so much better than you no cap.
Person who is better than kevin: IM BETTERKEVIN!!!!1!!1!1
Kevin who is worse than Person who is better than kevin: OMG!1!!!1! NO WAY HOW?!??!?!?1!?!!??/1/? IM GOING TO DIE OMG OMG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies of being worse than Person who is better than kevin*

by betterkevin July 9, 2022