there will be bears

A cult formed to stop the bear menace from taking over the world in the great bear uprising of 2012

Hey I feel a lot safer knowing there will be bears is there to protect us

by overlord327 June 6, 2011

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Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

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cuddly brown bears

They are brown bears that cuddle with you

Disclaimer: Don’t go out looking for cuddly brown bear! Most brown bears will not be ready to cuddle with you because they don’t like you! Cuddly brown bears like to cuddle and they are brown.

by Cuddlybrownbearlover January 17, 2018

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Running of the Bears

A far-less known event that takes place each July in an undisclosed place and region, where humanity's worst converge in one place to commit unjustifiable acts for their "Master."

GABE: Have you heard about what our leaders do over there in Bohemian Grove? I saw online just the other day that they engage in the Running of the Bears.
JACK: That's interesting! What's that about?
GABE: You don't wanna know, buddy.

by The Skull of Brutal Honesty June 3, 2018

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