Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."
by DakkalordG February 12, 2015
Get the Bastard Magnetmug. Definition:
A lucky bastard is a person who is in a relationship with someone who is way out of their league in terms of physical beauty, understanding, and love. The lucky bastard's partner is so madly in love with them that even the scent of their body is irresistible. It is a term used to express envy towards someone who has found such an amazing partner.
A lucky bastard is a person who is in a relationship with someone who is way out of their league in terms of physical beauty, understanding, and love. The lucky bastard's partner is so madly in love with them that even the scent of their body is irresistible. It is a term used to express envy towards someone who has found such an amazing partner.
Example of the usage of the term "lucky bastard":
Person 1: Have you seen John's girlfriend? She's drop-dead gorgeous and so smart too.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a lucky bastard.
Person 1: I heard she loves the scent of his body so much that she wants to inhale it from his neck.
Person 2: Wow, that's insane! He really is a lucky bastard.
Person 1: Have you seen John's girlfriend? She's drop-dead gorgeous and so smart too.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a lucky bastard.
Person 1: I heard she loves the scent of his body so much that she wants to inhale it from his neck.
Person 2: Wow, that's insane! He really is a lucky bastard.
by Fucking lucky bastard February 20, 2023
Get the Lucky Bastardmug. It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.
by giant in Korea May 9, 2011
Get the douche bastardmug. A dungeon bastard is a slang term used by D&D players to describe a mean or unfair dungeon master, such as one who unfairly kills or torments the group or a specific character. The "bastard" rhymes with master, so it works.
Joe: John, Mark is such a dungeon bastard!
John: I know man.
Mark: You know I can hear you, right?
Joe: ...
John: ...
Mark: ...
John: I know man.
Mark: You know I can hear you, right?
Joe: ...
John: ...
Mark: ...
by Flooper January 4, 2017
Get the dungeon bastardmug. A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.
A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.
A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.
"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."
by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014
Get the Bastard-saurusmug. anybody that is big douche
Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!
by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011
Get the Leaky Bastardmug. James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.
Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.
Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.
by Towball April 29, 2009
Get the Bastard Loadmug.