Barking Window

Someone who gets annoyed at people walking outside from within their crusty house.
That Discord Mod is a barking window!

Holy crap, I think I might be a barking window...
by The Logic of The New Era May 14, 2024
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booty bark

My chick took off her thong and it had booty bark.

"Jeffery, no one wants to see your booty bark!"
by notverypunny February 13, 2024
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tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."
by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 06, 2020
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Barked

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.
*sends video of obama*
Person 1: DUDE WTF YOU BARKED ME NOT FUNNY!!!
Person 2: no very funny
by HelloHimemememem May 12, 2021
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Bark Friday

A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone
I spent more money on my dog than my family this year. It’s Bark Friday!
by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018
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Barking Disorder

barking disorder is when u make dog barks in lessons so u can sneak ur dog in
by sammyammyaheheh September 14, 2020
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barking disorder

barking disorder is when you cant stop barking uncontrollably.
"oh my god she has barking disorder!"
"poor girl"
by rubyrose1245 October 02, 2020
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