Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache August 26, 2013

Molly balling

The act of bringing ones knees closer to your chest by Sitting curled up like a ball while Rolling fucking balls on MDMA.

That guy over there must be rolling because he looks so happy now that he discovered Molly Balling.

by tylerluvsraves September 14, 2016

hippie balling

The action of being on LSD and magic mushrooms at the same time

Dude, I was tripping so hard! I love hippie balling.

by Hippymama112 November 18, 2016

Cue balling

The male version of scissoring.

Oh man I had a great night of cue balling my date last night Scissoring

by Oatmel November 28, 2016

rice-balling

Asian form of tea bagging

Person A: “Hey, I just got some tea bags today!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”

by Orchid Palmer February 9, 2018

Climate Balling

Trying to use climate change as a means to make fiscal or political capital. It is a pejorative for global warming hysteria. It is used by tools of the left to push a one world government agenda.

Chicken Little is at it again, his Climate Balling is useful mostly for securing a grant for his third rate research.

by GameOver1234 December 27, 2018

Cue Balling

When a bald man rubs his smooth head against a woman's vagina.

My boss shaved his head and totally went to town cue balling me.

by JustthisonetimeOK February 6, 2019