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Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010
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bakes my sweet potato

Satisfactory, satisfying, delightful, appropriate, correct.
1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!

2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010
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Bakin' Bits

Dude, let's top that bowl off with some Bakin' Bits! I got some Trainwreck bubble hash that will go well with that Mendocino Silver...
by Drgizmo December 28, 2010
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baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
by Pamann December 16, 2011
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Bakested

The act of getting drunk (wasted) and high (baked) at the same time
Guy1: "Yo dude you getting messy tonight?"
Guy2: "Yeah man lets get fucking bakested"
by herniahernandez January 3, 2012
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Bakes

The nickname that comes from the last name Baker. Bakes can be a boy or a girl, and works well with either. Bakes' are quite the lads and she's very clever and accepting of the stellar nickname.
Girl 1- who's that?
Girl 2- Lehna?
Girl 3- Lehna?! It's Bakes now!!
by stellarstingers:) April 7, 2016
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baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.
Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.
by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016
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