Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.
by Danielle February 8, 2005

by Andrew Machado June 22, 2011

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.
Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.
Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011

by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.
by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017
