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Bagel Man

Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.
The bagel man sees through bagels like nobody can!
by Danielle February 8, 2005
mugGet the Bagel Manmug.

Blue Bagel

Google Penis Disease Pictures, Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" And That Is Blue Bagel.
by Andrew Machado June 22, 2011
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hot bagel

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.

Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007
mugGet the hot bagelmug.

Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011
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dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.
She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.
by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016
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Dank Bagel

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.
I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.
by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016
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Cunt Bagel

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017
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