Bagel Man

Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.
The bagel man sees through bagels like nobody can!
by Danielle February 09, 2005
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hot bagel

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.

Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.

by JOHNCCR November 26, 2007
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Blue Bagel

Google Penis Disease Pictures, Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" And That Is Blue Bagel.
by Andrew Machado June 23, 2011
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Juicy Bagel

A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.
Anyone want a taste of this Juicy Bagel?

I gave my step brother my Juicy Bagel last night
by Thelasthayoullsee July 21, 2023
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Slagle The Bagel

To have sexual relations with someone in regards to any type of sexual conduct
Hey jeff did you ever slagle Jennifer's bagle.
Hey tommy I think I wanna slagle your bagel.
Hey Marissa lets go to the car so I can slagle your bagle.
I want to go to the hotel and slagle the bagle.
Slagle The Bagel
by Jeff gorby February 12, 2021
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Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
by Sugah Raye February 10, 2011
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Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice
Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly
by hahdgfggehhc February 03, 2020
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