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Butthole badger

The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.
Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.
by #1buttholebadger1990 May 30, 2023
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Pit badger

A women that hangs out at the Friday night dirt track traces and roams the pits staring down all the sexy racer. Usually doinks the man after his best top finish of 3rd place. Claims she changes her oil and put air in her own tires... first husband was her cousin, dad always told her “you fuck like mom”
Jimbo, you see that fine 9 finger pit badger I snatched?
by Devro November 6, 2018
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Sweaty Badger

When a girl with a full on underbeard gets excited, or works out.
'Oooh, that Insanity DVD gave me a right sweaty badger'
by ALittleFlffyOwl March 7, 2014
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Casual Badger

That awkward walk by you do when:
- you're meeting someone somewhere and you're not sure if they're there yet
- you're not sure if the place you're going is open yet
- you think you see someone you know and want to make sure before going up to them
- you're not sure if the lecture is for your subject
''You're late! Where were you?''
''I wasn't sure if you were here yet, I did a casual badger past the window but I couldn't see you!''

''Is the shop open yet?''
''Dunno, I'll do a casual badger and have a look''
by AwkwardRaptor June 18, 2013
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Badger Noses

Pointy, small, cone-shaped breasts resembling the nose of a badger.
"Dude, have you seen that chick on the HBO show, 'Girls?' She's got badger noses."

"Don't let your badger noses touch the pool water, trick!"
by Mr. MacB May 6, 2014
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badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.
a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?
by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014
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baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.
Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014
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