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sex badger

What you call the guy sat next to you in the balance room when you want his attention.
Oh dan you sex badger, tell me one of them stories about germany.
by theguysatnexttosexbadger February 7, 2014
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Badger blues

A cocaine-induced come down. Based on the coke badger from "It's All Gone Pete Tong"
I spent the weekend doing nose candy in Ibiza, and now I have the badger blues.
by FrankieWilde February 24, 2015
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Bloody Badger

Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.
Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!
by Aussiebloke80 October 4, 2018
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Badger Snare

To Badger Snare, Verb;

When performing a Goose Neck insert the thumb of the same hand in the closest eye socket of your partner in order to gain full control, thus snaring them.

See also Goose Neck

Can also be used in conjunction with Donkey Punch for ultimate Climax
The missus is in Guy's having reconstructive surgery on her eye, the Badger Snare worked a treat
by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018
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Sweaty Badger

When a girl with a full on underbeard gets excited, or works out.
'Oooh, that Insanity DVD gave me a right sweaty badger'
by ALittleFlffyOwl March 7, 2014
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Casual Badger

That awkward walk by you do when:
- you're meeting someone somewhere and you're not sure if they're there yet
- you're not sure if the place you're going is open yet
- you think you see someone you know and want to make sure before going up to them
- you're not sure if the lecture is for your subject
''You're late! Where were you?''
''I wasn't sure if you were here yet, I did a casual badger past the window but I couldn't see you!''

''Is the shop open yet?''
''Dunno, I'll do a casual badger and have a look''
by AwkwardRaptor June 18, 2013
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Pit badger

A women that hangs out at the Friday night dirt track traces and roams the pits staring down all the sexy racer. Usually doinks the man after his best top finish of 3rd place. Claims she changes her oil and put air in her own tires... first husband was her cousin, dad always told her “you fuck like mom”
Jimbo, you see that fine 9 finger pit badger I snatched?
by Devro November 6, 2018
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